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Fact of the matter is that Nosebleeds are prevalent amongst teenagers (and some adults too!) far and wide. Nosebleeds account for 0.001% of deaths in the US. In order to get rid of this social evil you have to

STOP LOOKING AT NAKED WOMEN

Damn Waps.

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29 Comments

Mar. 19, 2008 | 3:41 PM Dazmi says:

NoseBleeds just mean you're not getting enough Vitimin A (I think it was A).

The pic looks cool, I'm gonna watch it :]

Mar. 19, 2008 | 3:45 PM Wurmy says:

Never knew you could die from a nosebleed :o
Nosebleeds are annoying too :o

Mar. 19, 2008 | 4:23 PM MinusNick says:

Atilla the Hun dies from a nosebleed. Probably.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 4:27 PM MRat says:

Dazmi you are incorrect! I mean, I sure that's ONE reason. I however have a broken little artery in my nose that severed when I broke my nose many years ago, and it never healed properly, so if the weather is really dry and artery breaks and my nose bleeds!

Mar. 19, 2008 | 4:56 PM Coaly says:

betty's pissed... good short though, quite a short short, but good work nonetheless, you're so much better than I ammmmmm!!!

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:08 PM biskits says:

He musta saw one really hot chick, lols.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:40 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

so thats why my nose keeps bleeding O_O

Mar. 19, 2008 | 11:05 PM squeakytoad says:

That's quite the nosebleed.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:14 AM Coaly says:

Hey suckcocker what happened to you complaining about me not responding to your comments.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 9:57 AM PiGPEN says:

I tend to nosebleed when i make jokes about stupid people being stupid to their stupid faces.

Because stupid people have anger control issues.......stupid fucks.

Apr. 1, 2008 | 12:35 PM Luis says:

COCAINE IS A WONDERFUL DRUG

Apr. 9, 2008 | 7:01 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Do you really think anyone on here has seen anything worse than naked women?

Apr. 29, 2008 | 2:47 PM test-object says:

And I'm still wondering how people keep being intrigued in anime when the only humor in it is randomly falling on the floor, nosebleeds and drawing the same dumb faces over and over, and over...

May. 3, 2008 | 4:30 PM Nogfish says:

lol awesome

May. 8, 2008 | 4:20 PM thebeanhead says:

britishmoose i am writing this letter to say

WOOP!
i am your new fan!
you must feed me and take me potty 5 times a day!

Jun. 7, 2008 | 5:41 AM CaiWengi says:

Nosebleeds mean you arent getting enough gay sex

So you must never have them

LOLZ!!!!111oneoneone

Jun. 20, 2008 | 7:55 PM ShortMonkey says:

I get nosebleeds whenever my flu starts to go away because I blow extremely hard to unblock my nose. And sometimes it just comes without warning. Bleeding noses don't hurt and I know how to deal with them easily so I don't really care. I just walk around for a few minutes with a tissue stuck up my nose (it looks like I've had really bad plastic surgery).

AND I DON'T LOOK AT NAKED WOMEN, therefore, what does that mean?

Jul. 18, 2008 | 6:08 AM Hoeloe says:

Nosebleeds make you homosexual.

Jul. 19, 2008 | 6:03 PM zrb says:

Yes.

Aug. 17, 2008 | 7:13 PM slackerzac says:

But this is the internet, how can you not look at naked women on the internet?

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:36 AM xTOXICxEMPIRE says:

Well, you've opened up the firefox browser.

Nosebleed right there.
Its the Internet, it was made for pr0n.

Sep. 30, 2008 | 3:42 PM evil-marshmallow says:

so no porn = longer life? what exactly is the purpose of a man's life when you're not allowed to watch naked girls? kinda ironic : /